So it was 04:00am on Saturday, and I'm locked out of the hotel. I stared at the building for a while, and thought of a erm .. way around the problem, but didn't think anyone would believe it if they didn't see it .. so I got out my phone's camera and it went like this:
My room is under the word "Hotel" in the sign.
As in Hotel; Door Locked.
So I checked around the corner...
For something I could use to leverage my way in ...
Home at last ...
but the door was locked ...
.. But this one wasn't
"I was gone for like 10 minutes?! Couldn't you have waited!"